Who the hell are we?

Buddy let me write this...uh...I mean, I'll ask him, but...look, he's from the founding family of Central City (goes back 250 years so he says), and I'm from a family that also goes back but isn't known for anything I'd want to write here. 

We've known each other since high school and we've done time together at different institutions. We're both completely innocent, at least, I am.

Is that good enough, Judge Roberts?